it always puzzles me when people say they can’t replace dairy with soy milk because of the phytoestrogens in soy
like what happened in your life to convince you that a soybean is more hormonal than a pregnant cow
crazy colour in marshmellow, lilac & violette with splat in lusty lavender at the bottom. :)
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
- Meat eater: Hey vegan where do you get protein?
- Meat eater: hey vegan do you want some bacon OH WAIT YOU CAN'T!!!!
- Meat eater: Hey vegan WHAT ABOUT CANINE TEETH? EXPLAIN THEM HUH I BET YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!
- Meat eater: Hey VEGAN can you still suck my dick or is that not vegan LOL!!!!!!
- Meat eater: Hey vegan do you know what PETA stands for? people eating tasty animals!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA
- Meat eater: wHAT YOU ARE VEGAN? OH HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN SOMEONE IS VEGAN OH DONT WORRY THEY WILL TELL YOU HAHAHA
- Meat eater: WHAT ABOUT PLANTS FEEEELINGGGGSSSSS CARROT GENOCIDE
- Vegan: Can you please shut up?
- Meat eater: OH MY GOD YOU MISANTHROPIC ELITIST PIECE OF SHIT! SO MUCH FOR COMPASSION. FUCKING GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. FUCKING RUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.